Here's an interesting factoid, according to epidemiologist Elizabeth Pisani, who has devoted her life to studying the AIDS epidemic and its' impact on global societies and culture:
The failure rate of "vows of celibacy" by U.S. teenagers is a little higher than 73%.
73 out of 100 dopey teens who stand up and raise their hand to "God" and pledge that nobody will touch their no-no spots until their wedding nights can't do it.
I mention this statistic for a couple of reasons:
1- The statistic is verified and my source is given (unlike the 90% of you TRUE CHRISTIANS won't be proud enough to pass this dogshit 'Pro God' message on).
2- Most people who hear this act shocked, even though THEY are the same folks who got their bubble burst in the back seat of their Dad's Ford after Homecoming.
3- We live in a culture where sex is the number one selling tool. We've been that way since the 30's. Many would argue that we've been that way since we were cave dwellers. Sex sells, but HAVING sex is a bad thing, kids... so JUST SAY NO.
We're hopeless as a species. I just want you to see that.
Here's another thing to mull over. The person working next to you; whether you are in a cube farm or at the counter at Subway- the person sitting next to you has though about what you are like when you are having sex.
I don't have the data to back that up, but it's true.
And right now, you are returning the favor. Way to go.
