Pad Thai

Pad Thai.

Pad Thai fucking sucks.

"Hey we have some delicious noodles here! Let's put a sauce on it! Hmm... this sauce is a wee bit too sweet and sticky. maybe we can temper the taste of it with some shrimp!

Fuck! The shrimp made it all sweet AND mellow... quick! Put some chicken on there!

Oh no! The chicken counters the taste of the noodles and the sticky-sweet shrimp! Quick! QUICK! WE NEED ONIONS!

Man... I fucked this one up bad. What the hell can I put on this thing to go with the taste of sticky-sweet noodles, shrimp, chicken and onions?

GROUND-UP PEANUTS!"

Fuck you, Pad Thai. You suck.