Monday, March 10, 2008

DAY ONE... AGAIN...

MONDAY!

This weekend I saw Alfred Hitchcock's ROPE.

10 cuts, 80 minutes, tons and tons of homosexual innuendo.

ROPE was damn good. Watch it.

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My Lovely Wife-- has decided to put me on the South Beach Diet. Well, SHE is going on it, and I live with her... so...

Today is the first day. The gist of the diet, as far as I can tell, is that you can eat as much as you want for this first two weeks as long is it's not sugar or carbs. I did 2 eggs, green salad, a V-8, and an unsweetened iced tea for breakfast and lunch. My mid-afternoon snack consisted of two slices of turkey rolled up with strips of green pepper. I think I am getting a can of tuna on my dinner's salad.

I am not hungry, but I am grumpy anyway. I want a Coke.


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I just left a social worker's office, where I talked for 70 minutes about why I would be a fit parent, because of this upcoming adoption.

All I can say is that I need a drink.

Oh yeah... I can't have any of THAT for 2 weeks, either.

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